#10… Randy, a lot of people remember the picture of the Unibomber in the papers years ago. Like you, He wore a cap and had a short beard. I don’t think we need to discuss that any further.
#9 … Two words, Randy: India Palace!
#8 …Perhaps someone is scared of Large People.
#7 … Perhaps someone is scared of Large People who ride motorcycles.
#6 … Let’s say you have reddish hair, a prominent nose and share other features with a Golden Retriever. Considering Randy’s experiences with a Golden Retriever, this would be scary.
#5 …You may be intimidated by devilish good looks. Or, as Randy puts it, ‘brutally handsome.’ I can certainly understand this.
#4 …You fear you may become part of a commercial.
#3 …If if happens to be on a ‘shirtless Tuesday,’ well…you can see how that would change a person’s life. Once on the brain, some images refuse to leave!
#2 … There’s always that threat of the NSA monitoring WLBG. We have safety features, but that’s one data base no one wants to be on!
# 1 … The powerful voice of a famous person.