(Inspired by today’s Local News)
#10… He’s become addicted to the picked sausage, he loves ‘em, but he does eat them real slow.
#9 … They didn’t have any pickled eggs available.
#8 … It’s close to valentine’s day and his girlfriend just craves pickled sausage! Christy’s didn’t have any in stock.
#7 …He had just stolen a big 24-ounce Magnum and had nothing to eat with it. You know, beer goes great with pickled sausage. .
#6 … He was having digestive issues and had always heard that pickled sausage will set you free.
#5 …It was a protest against the inhumane treatment of our porky friends.
#4 … Two words, Randy: Professional Wrestling. Everybody knows that noting beats a pickled sausage when you’re watching professional wrestling.
#3 …He was angry about loosing money on a lottery ticket and this was payback.
#2 … He asked his sick and dying mother if there was anything he could get for her and she replied “You know, I sure would like a pickled sausage right now. It’s something any child would do for his sick mother.
# 1 … He was having trouble with his regular sausage and thought perhaps some store-bought pickled sausage would fit the bill.